My Blog: “Marmalade” & “I’ve just pissed in my pants”

Here are two recent websearches that led people to my blog:

“factors leading to failure in marmalade”

“is marmalade dying out”

I wonder what this means.  If I got these in a fortune cookie, I’d be a bit worried.

On a similar note, the most popular blog post I’ve ever written seems to be the following:

I’ve just pissed in my pants…

If anyone ever did a combined search of “marmalade” and “I’ve just pissed in my pants”, there is a high probability that they’d find my blog at the top of the search results.  I think I should focus on trying to corner this niche of the websearch market.