McCain Eats Child Alive!

I’ve just discovered this photographic proof that McCain eats small children.

You can see in this picture the mother desperately trying to save her child from its inevitable death. Witnesses say that, shortly after this picture was taken, McCain unhinged his jaws and slowly swallowed the child alive. Afterwards, he slithered off to his isolated lair. He would remain there for several days as he digested his meal, unavailable for reporters’ questions about the recent health care debate.

Some say it’s cruel, but it must be understood that children are the natural prey of politicians. If politicians didn’t cull the herd of the lower classes, their population would grow out of control. The ways of nature and politics aren’t to be judged by the standards of human morality.

2 thoughts on “McCain Eats Child Alive!

    • I stand by my reporting. I’m only sharing the unvarnished truth and nothing more. As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.

      It may seem like just more sensationalism, but I think the public has a right to know the eating habits of their politicians. If I didn’t report it, who would?

      I Report, You Decide!

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